I’d like to think of myself as being the 3 P’s Prophetic, Profound and Philosopher…after all I am a Comedian and I spend a great deal of time making social observations while delivering my very own 2 cents on the ways of the world. From time to time I come up with my very own genius gems that I feel I should share with the world and make this world (you got it) a better place. Before I go into my own, I want to show you where I get my inspiration and then you tell me if you see the connection.
“Open your arms to change, but don’t let go of your values.”
“Advice is sometimes transmitted more successfully through a joke than grave teaching.”
“I would rather chase a pound of Pop Rocks with a 2 Liter of Coke than to engage in foolish banter with a bitter soul.”
“Go as you are, because YOU are going to eventually show up anyway.”
“Alcohol and Penis age you, proceed accordingly.”
“Never sleep your way to the middle.”
“Whores come a dime a dozen and every man has a dollar.”