As I continue my social studies as a ROAD-ologist, my next area of concentration is tailgating. Aside from being against the law, it should be a sin! But, I have vowed to dig deeper, so here it is: people that tailgate have abandonment issues, yeah you read right. These are the people that didn’t get many hugs in childhood and are severely afraid of being left. Because of this, many of us sometimes feel like there is someone in our backseat. There isn’t anyone back there, but these people really wish they could be. So just look in your rear view mirror and mouth sternly , “Back the EFF OFF Douche Bag” and they will because they’re so damn close that they won’t miss a word!